Tuesday, July 07, 2009
DVD Rental - Just like Netflix
This site has been in operation for a few years, but I just recently found. After renting some movies from Netflix, I thought it would be great if there was a service that offered porn the same way. I did a quick search and found WantedList. There are several packages to choose from and they look like reasonable prices. Plus, there is also VOD service through the same site. If you like porn, but don't want to buy the DVDs or go to the adult store to rent them, this will be a great service for you.
Labels: DVD rental, VOD, WantedList, xxx
// posted by Dirty Bulldog @ 1:42 PM
Wednesday, October 08, 2008
Lipstick on Shirt
A man came home very late to find his wife waiting at the door. "You've been out fucking around, haven't you?" she asked angrily.
"Nope," he said, smiling drunkenly.
"The explain the lipstick on your shirt!" she shouted.
"That's easy," he replied. "I used my shirt to wipe off my dick."
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Labels: dirty, funny, humor, humour, joke, x-rated, xxx
// posted by Dirty Bulldog @ 11:26 AM
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
What Does That Get You?
"How do you get a baby?" a little girl asked her mother.
"Mom and Dad make love," the mother said. "Dad puts his penis in Mom's vagina, and that's how you get a baby."
"Mom, last night I saw that Dad had his penis in your mouth," the girl said. "What do you get from that?"
The mother replied, "Jewelry."
Labels: dirty, funny, humor, humour, joke, x-rated, xxx
// posted by Dirty Bulldog @ 8:21 AM
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Pet Project
A trumpeter is hired to play music for a movie but isn't told what the movie is about. Two months later, he receives a notice that the movie will debut at an adult theater. On the night of the show, he wears a trench coat and shades to avoid being seen and sits in the back row of the theater next to an elderly woman. For the next two hours, he watches a hardcore porn where the lead actress has sex with a dog.
"I wrote the score," the man whispers to the elderly woman partway through. "I just came to hear the music."
"That's nice," she whispers back. "I just came to see my dog."
Labels: dirty, funny, humor, humour, joke, x-rated, xxx
// posted by Dirty Bulldog @ 12:19 PM
Monday, September 08, 2008
Free Love
A man escapes prison, breaks into a house, and finds a couple sleeping. He orders the husband out of the bed at knifepoint and ties him to a chair. While tying his wife to the bed, he kisses her neck for a minute. Then the criminal gets up and goes to the bathroom.
The husband hurriedly leans over and whispers to his wife, "This guy is an escaped convict. He's probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist - just do whatever he tells you, and with any luck we'll make it out alive. Stay strong, honey. I love you."
"Oh, he wasn't kissing my neck," his wife whispers back. "He was talking in my ear. He told me he thought you were really cute and then asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom under the sink. Stay strong, honey. I love you, too."
Labels: dirty, funny, humor, humour, joke, x-rated, xxx
// posted by Dirty Bulldog @ 2:38 AM
Wednesday, September 03, 2008
Poker Night
It is poker night at Jack's house, but unfortunately, his wife works nights, and he's stuck taking care of little Jack, Jr.
The kid is a nightmare. During the game, he's knocking over beers, throwing chips and yelling out what cards people are holding. Jack's pals are getting pissed, but every time Jack chases the brat out of the room, he runs back in screaming even louder. Finally, Jack grabs the kid and drags him off to the bathroom. He returns to the table a few minutes later and they continue playing cards. A couple of hours pass before someone asks what happened to the kid.
"Yeah," a friend chimes in. "What did you do, Jack, kill him?"
"Hell no," Jack responds. "I taught the little bastard how to jerk off."
Labels: dirty, funny, humor, humour, joke, masturbation, xxx
// posted by Dirty Bulldog @ 1:51 PM
Friday, August 22, 2008
Waiting in Lover's Lane
A cop is patrolling Lover's Lane and comes upon a young couple sitting in a car. Oddly, the guy is up front reading a magazine and the girl is in the back seat knitting. The cop knocks on the window and the guy rolls it down.
"Yes, officer?" he asks.
"I have to ask you," the cop says, "what are you two doing here?"
"I'm reading, sir," the guy responds.
"And what about your pretty friend in the back seat?" the cop asks.
The young man turns and looks behind him. "Well, officer, I think she's knitting a pullover sweater."
"All right, how old are you, smartass?" the officer barks, unamused.
"I'm 25, sir," the guy answers.
"And the girl?" the cop continues.
The young man looks at his watch. "She'll be 18 in exactly 11 minutes."
Labels: dirty, funny, humor, humour, joke, xxx
// posted by Dirty Bulldog @ 12:35 PM
Thursday, August 21, 2008
Bath Tub & Toilet
Did you hear what the bath tub said to the toilet?
"Yeah, I see a lot of ass, too, but I don't take any shit!"
Labels: dirty, funny, humor, humour, joke, x-rated, xxx
// posted by Dirty Bulldog @ 4:09 AM
Thursday, April 17, 2008
HMO
A doctor is showing a nursing intern around the hospital. The doctor opens the door of the first examination room, revealing a naked man masturbating.
Embarrassed, the intern declares, "Doctor, that's disgusting!"
The doctor shuts the door and explains, "Mr. Kemp has a serious condition. If he doesn't pleasure himself four times a day, his genitals will swell to a painful size."
The intern calms down and the two continue. The doctor opens the next door to reveal a nurse giving a patient a blowjob.
The intern is shocked. "What the hell is going on in there?" she demands.
"The patient has the same condition as Mr. Kemp," the doctor explains. "He just has better insurance."
Labels: dirty, funny, humor, humour, joke, masturbation, x-rated, xxx
// posted by Dirty Bulldog @ 1:03 PM
Sunday, June 03, 2007
Doctor's Receptionist
A man walked into a doctor's office without an appointment. "Would you like to tell me your problem?" asked the pretty receptionist.
"I need some information from the doctor," the man siad. "It's rather embarrassing ... I have a large and almost constant erection."
"Well, Doc is busy today," the receptionist cooed, "but maybe I can squeeze you in."
Labels: dirty, funny, humor, humour, joke, x-rated, xxx
// posted by Dirty Bulldog @ 12:38 AM
