Thursday, April 17, 2008
HMO
A doctor is showing a nursing intern around the hospital. The doctor opens the door of the first examination room, revealing a naked man masturbating.
Embarrassed, the intern declares, "Doctor, that's disgusting!"
The doctor shuts the door and explains, "Mr. Kemp has a serious condition. If he doesn't pleasure himself four times a day, his genitals will swell to a painful size."
The intern calms down and the two continue. The doctor opens the next door to reveal a nurse giving a patient a blowjob.
The intern is shocked. "What the hell is going on in there?" she demands.
"The patient has the same condition as Mr. Kemp," the doctor explains. "He just has better insurance."
Labels: dirty, funny, humor, humour, joke, masturbation, x-rated, xxx
// posted by Dirty Bulldog @ 1:03 PM 
