Friday, August 22, 2008
Waiting in Lover's Lane
A cop is patrolling Lover's Lane and comes upon a young couple sitting in a car. Oddly, the guy is up front reading a magazine and the girl is in the back seat knitting. The cop knocks on the window and the guy rolls it down.
"Yes, officer?" he asks.
"I have to ask you," the cop says, "what are you two doing here?"
"I'm reading, sir," the guy responds.
"And what about your pretty friend in the back seat?" the cop asks.
The young man turns and looks behind him. "Well, officer, I think she's knitting a pullover sweater."
"All right, how old are you, smartass?" the officer barks, unamused.
"I'm 25, sir," the guy answers.
"And the girl?" the cop continues.
The young man looks at his watch. "She'll be 18 in exactly 11 minutes."
Labels: dirty, funny, humor, humour, joke, xxx
// posted by Dirty Bulldog @ 12:35 PM 
