Wednesday, September 03, 2008
Poker Night
It is poker night at Jack's house, but unfortunately, his wife works nights, and he's stuck taking care of little Jack, Jr.
The kid is a nightmare. During the game, he's knocking over beers, throwing chips and yelling out what cards people are holding. Jack's pals are getting pissed, but every time Jack chases the brat out of the room, he runs back in screaming even louder. Finally, Jack grabs the kid and drags him off to the bathroom. He returns to the table a few minutes later and they continue playing cards. A couple of hours pass before someone asks what happened to the kid.
"Yeah," a friend chimes in. "What did you do, Jack, kill him?"
"Hell no," Jack responds. "I taught the little bastard how to jerk off."
Labels: dirty, funny, humor, humour, joke, masturbation, xxx
// posted by Dirty Bulldog @ 1:51 PM 
