Wednesday, September 03, 2008
Poker Night
It is poker night at Jack's house, but unfortunately, his wife works nights, and he's stuck taking care of little Jack, Jr.
The kid is a nightmare. During the game, he's knocking over beers, throwing chips and yelling out what cards people are holding. Jack's pals are getting pissed, but every time Jack chases the brat out of the room, he runs back in screaming even louder. Finally, Jack grabs the kid and drags him off to the bathroom. He returns to the table a few minutes later and they continue playing cards. A couple of hours pass before someone asks what happened to the kid.
"Yeah," a friend chimes in. "What did you do, Jack, kill him?"
"Hell no," Jack responds. "I taught the little bastard how to jerk off."
Labels: dirty, funny, humor, humour, joke, masturbation, xxx
// posted by Dirty Bulldog @ 1:51 PM
Thursday, April 17, 2008
HMO
A doctor is showing a nursing intern around the hospital. The doctor opens the door of the first examination room, revealing a naked man masturbating.
Embarrassed, the intern declares, "Doctor, that's disgusting!"
The doctor shuts the door and explains, "Mr. Kemp has a serious condition. If he doesn't pleasure himself four times a day, his genitals will swell to a painful size."
The intern calms down and the two continue. The doctor opens the next door to reveal a nurse giving a patient a blowjob.
The intern is shocked. "What the hell is going on in there?" she demands.
"The patient has the same condition as Mr. Kemp," the doctor explains. "He just has better insurance."
Labels: dirty, funny, humor, humour, joke, masturbation, x-rated, xxx
// posted by Dirty Bulldog @ 1:03 PM
Friday, April 27, 2007
Movie Masturbation
Two coeds went to the movies one night. In the middle of the feature, one girl leaned over to the other and whispered, "What should I do? The guy sitting next to me is masturbating."
"Don't do anything," her friend said. "Just sit there and ignore him."
"I can't," the first girl replied. "He's using my hand."
Labels: dirty, funny, joke, masturbation
// posted by Dirty Bulldog @ 2:53 AM
