Monday, January 21, 2008

College Orientation

During college orientation the chancellor address the incoming class. "The girls' dormitory will be off-limits to male students," he said. "Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $50 for the first infraction, $100 the second time it happens and $250 if he is caught again."

A male student stood up and shouted, "How much for a season pass?"

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