Thursday, January 11, 2007
Some Quickies
I just got these jokes in am email, so I am passing them on to you. I have heard most of these before, so you probably have also.
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q. What is a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Q. What is the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
Q. What is the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.
Q. What is the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Q. How do hillbillies practice safe sex?
A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!
Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it!
Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.
Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.
Q. What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?
A. About three inches.
Q. Why do gay men wear ribbed condoms?
A. For traction in the mud.
Q: What is the difference between purple and pink?
A. The grip.
Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Q: What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 pounds.
Q: What is the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A. The swallow.
Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A. They don't have balls to scratch!
// posted by Dirty Bulldog @ 2:14 AM 
