Monday, March 06, 2006
The Language of Love
Two deaf people get married. During their first week of living together, they find it difficult to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights. After several nights of fumbling and misunderstandings, the wife decides they need a solution.
"Honey," she signs, "we need some simple signals in the bedroom. If you want to have sex, just reach over and squeeze my left breast once, and if you don't want to have sex, squeeze it twice."
"Great idea," the husband signs back. "And if you want sex, pull my dick once; if you don't want to have sex, pull it 150 times."
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// posted by Dirty Bulldog @ 11:35 AM 
